Hyperborean

The people of the north are long-fingered and dark.
Their bones are hollow.
Their eyes are large and sensitive poet’s eyes.
Their wings are seven feet from tip to tip.
Their feet are clever.

Aleeloo works in the freak show.
He sits in his booth while the marks shuffle past.
He broods silently or glides ponderously from perch to perch.
Between shows he plays cards with the midget twins and the mermaid.
The mermaid always wins.

He never remembers his dreams.
He dreams of his parents, of cities filled with his people.
He dreams of slender towers and skies filled with six months of light.
Of shouts of delight and tournaments of poetry and courtship.
He remembers only the ache of homesickness.

In New York he slips away.
He pays $20 to ride to the top of the Empire State Building with the rest of the marks.
At the top he leans out over the railing and lets the wind carry him up and out over the city.
He rides the wind like the memory of home.

Nostalgia!

An asteroid crashes down in the middle of southern Illinois and a virus escapes into the public. It rewinds the cultural clock!
It’s suddenly the early 1950s for everyone!

Men all have sensible haircuts!
Women all wear aprons, even to wife-swapping parties!
Teenagers say things like, “Ah, so’s your old man!” and “It’s trad, dad,” and are generally agreed to be Up To No Good!
Everyone smokes – even in hospitals!
All the cars are cool looking again!

Everyone agrees this is for the best!
Minorities go back to being jazz musicians and menial labor!
Women sigh in relief and stop working or wanting sex!
Little kids love being beaten!
Homosexuals simply cease to exist!
Handicapped people enjoy their new, homebound lives!
No one thinks about Canada anymore!

Public whistling becomes a nuisance!
Gang wars break out over the Homeowner’s Agreement!
Huge, tacky holiday decorations are erected aggressively!
Lawns are torched in retaliation!
Housewives gossip maliciously!
Children take their gloves and go home spitefully!
Everything is going fine until the newly reformed Soviet Union drops seven hundred atomic bombs on North America!
HA HA HA YES, bellows Space Alien Stalin. MY FIVE LIGHTYEAR PLAN IS COMPLETE AT LAST!

Buzz Buzz

In the night the noise of crickets.
Outside the firelight the noise of crickets.
They put their backs to the fire and stare out at the darkness.
They look up at the stars and think of many things.
And in the night the noise of crickets.

They curl into a sleeping bag together.
Mouths press against skin, legs cross over legs.
Fingers catch in their hair, pull back, lengthen their necks.
They breathe together, paced to each other.
And in the night the noise of crickets.

They talk to each other in the space of the tent.
Their voices pressed soft into the pillow.
They murmur their names, their secrets, their secret names.
Hands busy and slow miles away from their voices.
And in the night the noise of crickets.

They die a little that night.
Die again and again, rattling deep in their chests.
Each death is a death, each death a rebirth.
Their eyes are heavy with sleep but time is short.
And outside the crickets are silent.

In the morning birdsong and movement.
The fire is cold, the ashes are cold, the air of the tent is cold.
Inside they are twined together again.
Inside they are unmoving.
Inside they are still, perfectly still, and lifeless.
And outside the morning has come.

Jimmy Henry

I never met Jimmy Henry but I’ve heard stories.

Jimmy Henry was tall – eleven feet tall. Of course, three feet of that was pompadour, but that’s still pretty tall.

Jimmy Henry was homeless when he came to Bellingham, but before that he’d been God-Emperor of Canada until they forced him out.

Jimmy Henry got drunk one night and made such hideous faces at the old city hall that the clock stopped and hasn’t run since.

Though he’d never ridden a bike before, Jimmy Henry rode from San Francisco to Duluth. He got caught in a snow storm outside of Topeka and had to eat his own left foot to survive. Luckily it grew back before the storm ended or riding his bike would have been hard.

Jimmy Henry once fought off an entire squadron of time-displaced Japanese bombers with the help of Falcor, his luck dragon. Oh, Jimmy Henry had a luck dragon, by the way. Its name was Falcor.

Jimmy Henry owned a clothing store called the Blue Moon. He sold used clothes there, but it was really a front to cover up his zombie business. Jimmy Henry made a lot of zombies. When he left town he let them all loose on Railroad Avenue. You can still see them, Jimmy Henry’s lost zombie children, wandering the streets of Bellingham, any night of the week after two.

Jillian, Sheila, and Colleen

Jillian, Sheila, and Colleen have been captured by a wizard.

He wants them to marry him but they don’t like him.
“You’ll learn to love me,” he cackles. “Or I’ll feed you to my wolves!”
“Says you,” says Colleen, and spits in his eye.
That’s what Colleen is like!

While he’s off visiting his mother they escape.

On the way out Jillian fills her pockets with magic jewelry.
Some of it she knows how to use, some she doesn’t.
“You never know when you’ll need magic jewelry,” says Jillian.
That’s what Jillian is like!

A crow sees them escaping and tells the wizard.

He comes flying after them, lightning crackling in his fingers.
Jillian throws a ring at him and turns him into a statue.
Colleen breaks him into pieces with a big stick.
“Poor wizard,” cries Sheila, and bursts into tears.
That’s what Sheila is like!

The wizard lies in the field for centuries until a farmer digs him up.

“What a weird statue,” says the farmer.
He sells the wizard to a museum that puts him back together again.
The wizard comes back to life and yawns.
“Our statue!” cries the museum curator.
That’s what museum curators are like!