Who Sleeps in the Woods Must Expect Rain

Lancelot’s in disguise again and it’s fooling absolutely no one. He keeps flittering around the fringes of the melee or the lists, trying to act all sinister with his muffled escutcheon, but this is the fifth time he’s pulled this exact trick this year alone and the man moves like a panther with depression. Even Kay has picked up on it, which is downright embarrassing.

“So,” he says, voice too gruff and too casual, “who do you think’s going to win this one?”

Bedivere squints at the rising sun, then side eyes “the stranger” pretty hard. “Gawain.” There’s a chorus from everyone, including Tristan and Palomedes, which is pretty flattering. Gawain rubs his face to hide the smile, the traitorous blush.

“Oh, ho, pretty cocky, eh!” His hand tings flatly against Gawain’s shoulder. “Guess it’s lucky for all of us that Lancelot isn’t here today, everyone knows he’s the one to beat.”

“Oh, I don’t know,” drawls Gawain, “he’s not a patch on Kid Galahad. Now there’s a knight to aspire to! And noble? You want to talk about noble? Lancelot can’t even hold a candle to him.”

So of course he’s getting absolutely trounced in the melee later, but that moment of shocked silence is so, so worth it.

Helle

The gods are sometimes merciful, but they are never kind.

I do not begrudge you your cunning, o my mother, nor your bloodlust. Child of another cradle, what was I to you? Lions, they say, will likewise build atop a child’s bones, and rabbits in a fury consume their young; so I have been told, and with my own eyes have I seen. Understanding is not forgiveness, as you know, but what of that? You won your prize, even if the knife slipped sideways at the fatal moment. Child-rearing Hera, protector of women, what whimsy took your heart that day? To save the daughter from the mother, and the mother from the daughter? But alas, my hands grew weak and my eyes grew heavy, and I slipped from Allmother’s ram, down through the sky, past cliffs and clouds, down to the winedark sea.

There I should have died, but a gift given cannot be returned: I was doomed to be saved. The sea gave way before me, bore me away to his drowned kingdom within the unlit depths, to kneel before before his throne, the upstart king, and his court of luminescent slaves and eyeless singers. He took me as his own, child that I was, not as a bride, nor even as a cupbearer, but as a toy, a bauble, bright as that traitor fleece, an idle plaything against an unproductive hour.

Here I shall remain, o my son, breathless in this airless kingdom, but you shall not. I give you to these currents and to fate; may you find a better life than you deserve.

Kneel, Son, If You Can

No one has ever been more divorced.

West Berlin, with an apartment that overlooks the Wall, a job that calls him across that impermeable line, wife and toddler son left to warm the bed at home. Solon is young, so young; impossibly young. Young and slim and alienated, a human hand grenade, fiercely devoted to home and hearth and Sea World. Not that he knows any of those things, except as abstract concepts, but what does it matter? He speaks English, because speaking English means he is still himself, but he hasn’t heard English from anyone except his family in years. His son speaks German. His wife? She greets him at the door to their winding apartment with an accent he doesn’t recognize, an inflection he does not know.

In the subways, her uterus spasms.

The pain is beyond what she can bear, beyond standing. Her knees buckle, the breath thumps out of her lungs with the weight of a sledgehammer driving into her ribs. Quiana screams in blood, in milk, in celery; throws herself against the cool blue tiles of the wall in search of some relief. No one comes, no one hears her, no one bears her witness. She soaks herself, eyes black with rage, all the blood driven to her core by distress. She is haunted by her doubles, a blonde, a German, a Croatian, a Turk. She absconds, from her husband, from her job, from her lover. What do they know of her? What can they know of her? She has been flattened like a sheet of paper, all the moisture pressed from her.

No one has ever been more divorced.

San Remo

He hit me over the head with an oar and dumped me in the bay to drown, which I thought was terribly rude. And after all I’d done for him! Hadn’t I taken him in, shown him the world, introduced him to the right people and the right attitude? He was so wonderfully louche, everyone adored him, the way he’d sweat and stammer when we’d ask him his opinions on art or music or politics or… well, anything, really! He wanted for nothing. I’d have given him the shirt off my back if he hadn’t already started wearing my clothes without asking.

Damned impertinent, really.

Still, so it goes, I suppose, if you’d believe my old father. “Don’t mix outside of your proper circle,” he’d say, “it’ll be the ruin of you yet.” I did think he was worried more about my getting hooked by some cheap piece that he’d have to pay off or send out of state to get the complications taken care off, but murder’s a pretty bad turn of affairs by anyone’s standards. At that he wasn’t far off, either, but I never did aspire to senatorhood, damn him. I could have been an artist, I swear, if I could have just buckled down and focused.

Well, anyway. Some hard feelings, but it’s too late for all that. Best of luck to him, the bastard.

Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender

We would have been so happy together, I know it. That spark of connection, the way my heart leapt to see her, the sound of her laughter when I’d made some particular joke or other: that’s the basis of a real relationship. What could Escamillo offer her? Fleeting, fading. Physical chemistry, cheap economics. I offered love, pure love, and that wasn’t enough. Should I have simply swallowed her insults? Accepted her abuse? Did I not have the right to defend my honor?

We were worried for our lives, the fourteen of us, a wall of fragile human meat surrounding a four thousand pound truck. The look in her eyes when the brake lights went off… there was fury there, and madness. Bloodlust. We had to protect ourselves. Make it home again tonight safe, that’s what they tell us; whatever else happens, make it home safe. Should we have stood there and let ourselves be run over? She thought we weren’t serious and we had to show her.

We have been so kind, so restrained; we have lethal weapons, but we never use them, are not allowed to use them. And what thanks do we get? Rubber bullets may smash the occasional eye, but you can live without an eye. Tear gas may have been banned in war, but this isn’t a war. They say it is, but if it is, we’ll win it. They think we’re a joke, and we have to show them we mean business. There is no hunting like the hunting of men. We didn’t make them come here. We didn’t make them poison the city against us. They did that on their own.

What choice did we have? Were we not within our rights?