This is a guest image post by Marissa. Inspiration for this sketch came from this image.

This house must be baby proofed.

We must wind the sharp corners in cloth.
We must lock the medicine cabinets.
We must mount gates across the open spaces.

Small objects will be kept in a safe deposit box.
Low hanging curtains will be cut.
Scissors will be sealed with string.

Move the chemicals.
Kill the houseplants.
Seal the outlets.