2 bottles ( glass ) beer ( porter [malt, hops, barley, water, yeast] ).
3 glasses wine ( red: French: syrah ).
1 cocktail ( dirty mother [kahlua, cream, tequila] ).
Mixed nuts ( in descending order of volume: peanuts, almonds, walnuts, cashews, hazelnuts, pecans ).
Crackers ( stoned wheat, woven wheat, baked, watered, crisped), cheese (gouda [smoked, in wax], brie [runny], cheddar [extra sharp] ).
Vegetable platter ( carrots [baby], broccoli, radishes, cauliflower, celery [untouched], ranch dip ).
French onion soup ( in order of preparation: butter, onions, red wine, broth, pepper, french bread [storebought], gruyere cheese [melted] ).
Salad ( romaine lettuce [torn], roma tomatoes [diced], carrots [sliced], bleu cheese [crumbled], blood [from slicing carrots], vinaigrette [olive oil, garlic, balsamic vinegar, dill] ).
Seafood casserole ( clams, scallops, shrimp, cream, olive oil, onions, noodles [rigatoni], bread crumbs, cheese [cheddar, mozzarella], mushrooms ).
Glazed ham ( ham, glaze [from packet] ).
1 marihuana cigarette ( in order of expectation: marihuana, paper, mushrooms [trace, psilocybe cubensis] ).
Turkish coffee ( ibrik, coffee, sugar, water, cardamom ).
Sexual and bodily fluids not limited to: semen, vaginal fluids, sweat, musk.